Private schools are evil

I went K–12 to a terrible public school. My high school didn’t offer AP classes, and in four years, I only had to read one book. There wasn’t even soccer. This is not a humblebrag! I left home woefully unprepared for college, and without that preparation, I left college without having learned much there either. You know all those important novels that everyone’s read? I haven’t. I know nothing about poetry, very little about art, and please don’t quiz me on the dates of the Civil War. I’m not proud of my ignorance. But guess what the horrible result is? I’m doing fine.
По-моему, автор написала не совсем то, что хотела (закономерно). Впрочем, если под doing fine иметь в виду писание статей с планами космического масштаба и космической же глупости, то все стройно и непротиворечиво.